Watch your Badge/ID when pooping at work:

If you are in a stall taking a dump, always be careful about your work badge/ID.

Frequently, people at my work have their badges/ID's clipped to their belts. 

When your pants are on the unsanitary ground, your badge is on your belt, and it's just sitting there poking out from under the stall door, advertising your stinky shitting self.

I recommend putting your badge/ID in a pocket to avoid announcing your poop to your co-workers.