Your Choice of Footwear

As mentioned in the previous post about the Oddly Positioned Man, your choice of footwear can unfortunately make you stand-out in the toilets when at work. This can be a good thing if you're trying to impress the ladies, or it can be a horrifically bad thing.

When you are going to work, wear the blandest, plainest, most-forgettable shoes you can possibly find. 

Some brown or black Rockports would be completely unmemorable. Of course, this means they would be perfect for work-place pooping. 

Remember, you don't want to be the guy who wears red shoes into the men's room, only to have to take a ferocious dump.

Because whenever you are in the stalls taking that ferocious dump, if anyone walks by, they will instinctively see your flashy red shoes under the stall doors, hear what you're doing, and instantly know it's YOU!