Diarrhea Seat: As mentioned in Poop Seat, I am always amazed at the shit I see in the men's room of our supposedly professional office. Salaried employees with fancy college degrees, Master's Degrees, and special certifications, people who can program computers, people who can do your taxes, people who can budget your balance sheet and expense report, BUT yet they cannot manage to direct their turds into the splashy toilet-water below?!?

This was truly disgusting, as evidenced by my shaky hand/ drive-by photo op. I feel bad for the cleaning lady who had to clean that shit up. Get that poor lady a raise and a salaried position!