Never ever, ever take a phone call on your cell phone in the bathroom. Ever.
If you are trapped in the bathroom when a cell phone talker is present, it is your duty to flush your toilet repeatedly, fart loudly, splatter-poop, urinate loudly, and/or moan and grunt as
loudly as possible, in an effort to identify the toilet-talker to their party on the
other end of their phone call.
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