Garbage Shirt

Today, I found what appeared to be a perfectly good-looking button-up dress shirt in the men's room garbage after 5pm today. 

It was almost as if someone had just decided that Facconable dress shirts were wear-once like disposable contact lenses. 

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When I saw this oddity in the garbage, I noticed that my co-worker Gary was just finishing up in Urinal #1. I broke my own no-communication rule given the weirdness of the situation and we spoke of why someone would throw away their work shirt. 

So I wrapped my hand in several paper towels and slowly pulled out the button-up Facconable dress shirt. It was littered with these little spots... Spots of what though?!? Poop? Vomit? Blood? Salad dressing? Pen ink?

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